It’s been a busy weekend in Fifty Shades news, now that Charlie Hunnam has made probably the best decision of his entire career and decided not to play Christian Grey in the movie. The original line was that Hunnam realised just how much time this tosh would take and was like “No way is this cutting into my hanging-out-with-Ron-Perlman time.” Turned out he was just afraid of being hunted by the kind of feral Twi-hards who used to hang out at premieres baring their bleeding necks to Robert Pattinson. It’s a scary old world, kids.
Anyway, let’s get down to business. (Jane Austen fans might want to skip this one – you might get angry.) Continue reading